The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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Meatvision.

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!