The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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solar powered night-vision

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to be dead

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!