The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!