The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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the power to fail

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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the power to itch your teeth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!