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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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the power to get sick

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!