- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

The power to make yourself not have a super power

The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

To be able to summon old people

The power of women's rights.

The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

the power to relive the least important moments in history

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

The power to get hurt without a break.

The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

Pointless Super Powers