The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to die at will.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to see through air

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!