The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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the ability to type slower.

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Super-slowness

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The ability to smell colors

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!