The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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the power to write only the letter R

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The power to eat nandos

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The power to explode on demand.

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!