The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to be called justin bieber

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power of micro penis.

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the power to see into the present.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!