The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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the powre to spel

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!