The power to eat soap.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power to bleed anally at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!