The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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the power to in power your self

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Stop clapping

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to take a crap.

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!