The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The ability to police irony

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to die when you are happy

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to have hindsight.

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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the power to get sick

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!