- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

to die when you are happy

Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

The power to have a power thats a power

you do not need to eat but you have to sit

the power to pee for longer then a normal person

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

The power to have no power.

the power to jerk off

The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

The power to find pokemon attractive

The power to laugh in Japanese.

power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

Pointless Super Powers