The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to go suicide

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!