The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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Tits for a guy.

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The ability to swim in water.

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to see forever

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!