The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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the power to make faces at the blind

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!