The power to sneeze scissors

The ability to be Edward Cullen

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

The power to read the terms of service.

X ray vision on chairs

The power to burn the sun.

The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

The power to sleep anytime your tired

Wait this isn't pornhub!?

The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

The power to make other people hold their breath.

The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

The power to blow up when you blink

The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

Birthday In August Just wait On it

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

The power to to think less

The power to be a normal human

The power to say you have a superpower.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!