The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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the power to be powerless

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A good Kisser

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to watch tv

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The power to breath at will.

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!