The ability to fart pee.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to grow one wing

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to be powerless

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The power to eat food.

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to blow up when you blink

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!