The power to be powerless.

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to die

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to lick your elbow.

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A healing punch

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The power to eat food.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to sneeze scissors

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!