The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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See through invisible people

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to see into the present

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to not see ads

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to breathe

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!