The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!