The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to revive Hitler.

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the power of being yourself

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!