The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to mind reeds

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!