- Pointless Super Powers

The power to read View Terms of Services

the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

The power to skip the Kripp.

The power to lose this power.

A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

The power to deep throat a giraffe!

The power to have superpowers from the beginning

The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

The power to have a power.

The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

The power to get anything for free but at a cost

The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

The power to grow new teeth.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!