The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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the power to not have superpowers

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to explode on the moon

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!