the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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the power to fart the alphebet

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!