The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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the power to not finish your

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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The power to turn into birdseed

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!