The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!