The power to die when you change emotions

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The ability to not be Batman

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The power to think of food

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To shit bricks.

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to grow fingernails.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to see through air

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!