The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power of women's rights.

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Super-slowness

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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the power to sneeze cum

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the power to be wrong

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!