the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The power to read terms and conditions

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to die early.

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!