- Pointless Super Powers

The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

The power of bad luck

Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

having the same super powers as batman!

Delayed Reaction Man

The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

The power to let someone control your dick

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The power to be powerless

The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

Nope. Just nope.

the power to complete math exercises

the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

the power to kill plants in a desert.

The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

The power of self mind control

The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!