The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The power to get arrested

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!