The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

The ability to live forever but age quicker.

Liam Brudenell

The power to turn your navel upside down

to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

The power to vote in a republican democracy.

The ability to not be Batman

The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

The power to die when you change emotions

The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

The power to be superman with no power's

The power to always know the exact time.

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

The power to live.

The power to have knowledge of your power.

the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

The power to make yourself not have a super power

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!