The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The ability to change races.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!