The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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the power to fly while under water

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!