- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

The ability to perpetually masturbate.

the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

the ability to post here

the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

The ability to fart like a zombie.

The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

Invisibility, but only in the dark.

The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

The power to shoot iron from your blood

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to create powers

The power to walk on frozen water.

The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

Pointless Super Powers