The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to think of food

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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the power to not finish your

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to let someone control your dick

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!