the powre to spel

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to be dead

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The ability to clean

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!