The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power of micro penis.

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to eat soap.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!