The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to exhale clouds.

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to lose this power.

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The power to make my own sandwich

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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God tier Waste of Space

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power to die at will.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!