to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The abilty to go through water.

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to control sloths

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!