The power to see even though you can already see.

The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

The power to turn your fingers into penises.

the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

The power to piss only when sleeping.

The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

The power to eat ass.

The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

The power to make only slightly funny jokes

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!