The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to walk on two legs

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The power to control sloths

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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Tits for a guy.

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!