The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power drown in water

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to see forever

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!