The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to speak only one language

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The ability to count to potato

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!