The power to skip the Kripp.

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the power to not have superpowers

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The power to fart rainbows

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to have a power.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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to make asians smart

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to see through air

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to eat nandos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!