The power to control dodos

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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to die when you are happy

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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God tier Waste of Space

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to read your own mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!