The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power to have a power

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The power to start time.

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The ability to not have a super power.

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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the power of being yourself

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!