The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power of being negative all the time.

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power of being pointless

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to sharpen a pen

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to live.

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to live.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power of writte with our feets.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!