The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to be a woman

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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the powre to spel

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!