To shit bricks.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to waste money

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!