The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!