The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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the power to kill yourself

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power to create powers

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to be stupid

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!