the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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the power to eat people :D

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to grow one wing

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!