The power to watch tv

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to close your nose

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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to make asians smart

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!