- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

The ability to lactate air.

The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

The power to control dodos

To have a permanently invisible tounge.

The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

the power to make bubles without soap

The power to read terms and conditions

The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

to die when you are happy

Pointless Super Powers