The ability to turn cement into pudding

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to become black!

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!