The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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32% Levitation.

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The power to pee poop

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The ability to not be Batman

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to die when you change emotions

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!