The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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the power to fail

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to attract bullets.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The power to not have any power at all

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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the power to shit bricks

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!