- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

+102

The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

+66

The power to feel pain when ever you want

+66

The power to know where the beef is

+66

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

+62

The Power to make up full names on the spot.

+60

the power to make thin air that is harmless

+56

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

understanding every language only if you get insulted

the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

The useless power to write about useless powers...

The ability to get up from the couch.

The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

the power to shit with your mouth

The power to eat ass.

The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

the power to create bad superpowers

the power to kill yourself

The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

The power to see through things that are invisible.

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song