- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

The power to lick your balls.

The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

The power to turn into a pebble

The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

The ability to not slip on banana peels

The power to not care.

The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

levi Hahne is gay

the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

The power to speak braille.

PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

the power to spell words wrong

The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

The power to have pointless superpowers

The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

Pointless Super Powers